Canopy, Constellation Brands, WEED.T, ACB.T, Aurora, Klein, Linton, Write down

Canopy Growth (WEED.T) is still an industry leader, though in terms of employee layoffs in an effort to cut costs during these uncertain times, according to a report by Bloomberg.

The debt-laden downfall of iAnthus Capital Holdings (IAN.C), or Hadley Ford’s folly

- April 27, 2020 by Mr Millionaire

At one time, iAnthus Capital Holdings (IAN.C) was one of the most promising cannabis stocks on the rise, a true blue chip multi-state operator vying to supply the vast and balkanized American cannabis market.

Wayland Group (WAYL.C) files for bankruptcy protection, ex-CEO still hiding

- December 4, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

If any company illustrated the worst excesses of the Canadian cannabis rush, it was Wayland Group (WAYL.C), formerly Maricann, a public market flimflam based on using overvalued stock to buy fabricated foreign assets for inflated prices, in an effort to increase the value of the parent by multiples of those inflated prices.

AMPD: Why you shouldn’t buy AMPD Ventures (AMPD.C)… yet

- December 3, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

I’m not an investor. I’m a predator, a stormtrooper of profit, an apex money huntsman who doesn’t roll dice on a deal but jumps in when I know the rules are rigged for my benediction. As a company, I favour AMPD Ventures (AMPD.C). I think it will build a nice business and generate wealth for those involved and the people who operate it appear to know their work.

Stock promoter Karl Antonius fights rape charges with ‘sleepsomnia’ defense

- November 29, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

Those who enjoy a tipple at the Fairmont Pacific Rim Hotel bar will have likely encountered 51-year-old Vancouver stock promoter and current boss of Boreal Metals (BMX.V), Karl Antonius a time or nine, being as the penny stock player with Jane Austen novel good looks has long rented a chamber at the raconteur flophouse, and has never been shy with the dames that frequent same.

Robber Baron Alert: Canada House Wellness (CHV.C) is a $2.9 million cannabis LP?

- November 28, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

Canada House Wellness Group (CHV.C), which is a name almost nobody knows, and sports a stock nobody gives a red rat’s behind about, but actually has a Health Canada licensed producer standing, is about to cede to the trade winds and go from a 250 million share structure to a 10 million share structure.

Maple Leaf Green World (MGW.E) has nothing worth picking clean

- November 19, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

Dear readers – blessed investor class – Over the past several months I have received more than my share of correspondence at Chateau Taint from eager market players looking at one Maple Leaf Green World (MGW.E), and wondering if the dogged old bones of this lingering loss-maker are worth gnawing on for marrow scratchin’s.

Canopy Growth (WEED.T) shows signs of gangrenous rot and needs amputation

- November 15, 2019 by Mr Millionaire

In the esteemed sport of pugilism, as unseemly as it might sound, prizefights have been won and lost on the basis of sheer size alone.

Emerald Health (EMH.V) gives rich fellows 12% discount in desperate lunge at cash

- November 13, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

As a man of wealth and means, I don’t buy stock in the same manner as you miserable peons, haggling on the street corner for the scraps the wealthy discard. If I’m going to buy a piece of a company, I’m going to the company directly and waving my filthy lucre in their face.

Namaste (N.V) has $49m in cash, and negligible, shrinking revenue.. are the bones worth picking?

- November 1, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

If one has been paying attention to the marihuana market over the past several years, one will have encountered Sean Dollinger, a manbun-adorned reprobate who, at one point, was the Chief Executive Officer of Namaste Technologies (N.V).

MedMen (MMEN.C) takes losses but makes good on executive-enriching business model

- November 1, 2019 by Mr Millionaire

Much has been said about MedMen (MMEN.C) and its losses, and little of it good.

MGX Minerals (MXG.C) boardroom spat is high comedy, but is it time to feast on the bones?

- October 31, 2019 by Dogsworth J. Taint

Lorks o’ lordy, the ongoing boardoom feud at MGX Minerals (MXG.C) continues to play out in the law courts with a story published on Stockwatch today laying out the latest in that company’s directorial kerfuffles, which have taken the company from a roundly pumped vehicle of investor profits to a steaming pile of horse pucky and allegations that go well beyond the usual disagreements on corporate strategy and who’ll foot the bill at Hy’s.

MYM Nutraceuticals (MYM.C) won the battle with an incredible day but may be losing the war

- October 28, 2019 by Mr Millionaire

MYM Nutraceuticals (MYM.C) has announced it expects to receive a cultivation license for its Laval facility in the near future, prompting a huge surge in volume and a spike in share price as high as 175%.

WestLeaf (WL.C) a perfect robber baron target: Cheap, steady, and turning the corner

- October 25, 2019 by Mr Millionaire

When a gentleman or mademoiselle makes a decision to honour the dark arts of predatory investing, occasions such as these times, when the black clouds of doom envelope the otherwise pleasant meadow that is the public markets, require one to seek out not the healthiest of companies, for they have already ascended to the heavens. Rather, one should seek out the decrepit, the beaten, and the damned, for they can be turned inexpensively and profited from completely.

Zenabis (ZENA.T) agrees to financing akin to Devil’s Bargain as funds runs dry

- October 25, 2019 by Mr Millionaire

Some believe it easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven, though this must be little consolation to Zenabis (ZENA.T), the poor saps whose financing with R.C. Morris Capital management might have amounted to usury in years past.